I can only be me.

thebitchpudding:

when a fast food place messes up your order but you end up getting more food than u paid for

biteythevillain:

hell is literally when the bottom of your foot itches but if you scratch it it tickles

radstunts:

thirteenth-zodiac-sign:

bllonde:

Dear tampon and pad companies:

Please make your items quieter to open.

Sincerely,

The whole restaurant/household/bathroom now knows I am on my period, thank you.

I just thought my flat-mates were eating crisps in the loo. 

that is the single most british sentence i have ever read

(Source: rejective)