the white cat is me and the gray cat is life
when a fast food place messes up your order but you end up getting more food than u paid for
she was like
hell is literally when the bottom of your foot itches but if you scratch it it tickles
THIS IS EVERYTHING.
Dear tampon and pad companies:
Please make your items quieter to open.
The whole restaurant/household/bathroom now knows I am on my period, thank you.
I just thought my flat-mates were eating crisps in the loo.
that is the single most british sentence i have ever read